theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via deltabae)

tinytmas:

tinytmas:

You can play Orphan Black and close your eyes and you’ll still know, without any doubts, which one of the 7 Tatianas is talking.

And still no Emmy for her.

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i’M SO ANGRY THAT IT’S BEEN A YEAR AND THIS IS STILL A FACT

(via saveeveryone84)

people who laugh so hard that they have to grab your arm or rest their head on you are my fav

  • child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
  • me: You lose your baby teeth
  • child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
  • me: they fall out
  • child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
  • me:
  • child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: you keep the same eyes all your life
  • child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa